psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

(via llamas-anonymous)

targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

(via llamas-anonymous)

(Source: dr-ank, via llamas-anonymous)

yiffe:

i wanna call so many people out on their shit but i cant because i also dont wanna be a douchebag

image

(Source: dingoinnuendo, via 21st-century-recluse)

aloogator:

I WATCHED 7 SEASONS FOR THIS REFERENCE

(via i-aint-bovvered)

Timestamp: 1371512579

aloogator:

I WATCHED 7 SEASONS FOR THIS REFERENCE

(via i-aint-bovvered)

keiko-evans:

orbss:

orbss:

“WHATS THIS? WHATS THIS?”

i wish i never made this post ill never get my dash back

Yes

(Source: slasher-flicks, via thecultoferic)

Timestamp: 1371508660

keiko-evans:

orbss:

orbss:

“WHATS THIS? WHATS THIS?”

i wish i never made this post ill never get my dash back

Yes

(Source: slasher-flicks, via thecultoferic)

johnnydeppseyeliner:

loveinallcolors:

Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child?

Tina: We decided we are going to wait. We’re going to find out…never.

Ellen: Ok.

Tina: Not even after it’s born.

Ellen: Not even after it’s born?

Tina: I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom.

Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you.

All the awards.

tina just won everything.

i think she just broke the jd’s eyeliner scale of how much we love someone based on their thoughts and actions with regard to gender.

that’s it. we can all go home now.

(Source: alfonsodisparioso, via 21st-century-recluse)

Timestamp: 1371504710

johnnydeppseyeliner:

loveinallcolors:

Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child?

Tina: We decided we are going to wait. We’re going to find out…never.

Ellen: Ok.

Tina: Not even after it’s born.

Ellen: Not even after it’s born?

Tina: I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom.

Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you.

All the awards.

tina just won everything.

i think she just broke the jd’s eyeliner scale of how much we love someone based on their thoughts and actions with regard to gender.

that’s it. we can all go home now.

(Source: alfonsodisparioso, via 21st-century-recluse)

oswinofoswald:

benedicts-neck-moles:

cumberbitchsandwich:

shappeyknappey:

deductionofdaleks:

sherlockianbeatlemaniac:

is this good

It’s funny because we all know who this is.

I want this

BISEXUAL CANDYCORN

You forgot Bonkyhort Cutiebrunch 

Bennydingle Cobblepatch

(via suchfuckery)

Timestamp: 1371496832

oswinofoswald:

benedicts-neck-moles:

cumberbitchsandwich:

shappeyknappey:

deductionofdaleks:

sherlockianbeatlemaniac:

is this good

It’s funny because we all know who this is.

I want this

BISEXUAL CANDYCORN

You forgot Bonkyhort Cutiebrunch 

Bennydingle Cobblepatch

(via suchfuckery)

(Source: bulimiasux, via loosebuttholes)

threadsinthistapestry:

inatoms:

There are two people you’ll meet in your life. One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest. The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe fold corners of you that inspired them most. You will meet these two people; it is a given. It is the third that you’ll never see coming. That one person who not only finishes your sentences, but keeps the book. 

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(via nottafox)

  • parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt